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[faygot]

[Filtered away from Wataru]

[Hey Vat, it has been a while, but have a few moments of Gamzee staring into the camera. Just. Intense Staring. Head tilt. Slow blink.]

How the motherfuck do your pinkie human birthdays all work? I can't be wrapping my fuckin' pan 'round that shit.

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[lunateclock]

[...d'awwwww Capribroooo.]

Are you going to celebrate Kurenai-san's birthday?

[What else would he be asking for?]

[faygot]

[It is like you know him so well.

He just stares. Amazed.]

Woah. How the motherfuck did you know that?

[lunateclock]

...It was just a guess. I'm glad it was right.

[Or he would have looked very silly.]

Did you want to throw him a party, then?

[faygot]

Fuckin' amazing how you all could just be like throwing out some thinks and be right on, brother.

[Right. Wataru.]

Yeah. That's how you peeps do this birthday thing, yeah?

[lunateclock]

[Gosh Gamzee, so much flattery.]

You should try it sometime. You'd be surprised how many times you could be right.

[...except maybe not. Oh well.]

That's right. Sometimes it's a surprise party, sometimes it's planned out together with the birthday boy.

[faygot]

[He is going to sit there and think for a while, weighing the fun of organizing something with Wataru against the fun of surprising him.]

I think... I think I wanna all be this a motherfucking surprise for him. Getting to be surprised like that is just a beautiful miracle, yeah? To all have your peeps come together like that... it's real fuckin' nice.

[lunateclock]

That sounds nice.

[He means it, too--it's accompanied with a small smile.]

Then you'll need to contact all of his friends and set up a date and time and place for the party.

Do you know what you'll need for one?

[faygot]

[He is nodding, noting it all down. Place for the party? well, their hive, of course. Date, time? Uh... sometime soon. Contact his friends? Well, that is what the SFC is for. And--]

Uh.. Cake. And presents. Yeah.

[lunateclock]

[Wow Gamzee, you are so set, he can't even--okay wait a second back up.]

Do you know how to bake a cake?

[faygot]

Haha, shit, brother. There ain't not shit I all know like knowing how to get motherfuckin' shit baked.

[lunateclock]

[...huh.]

I didn't realize that you knew how to bake, Gamzee-kun. Would you like any recipes for birthday cakes, then?

[faygot]

My lusus were never at the hive, yeah? So I up and hadda teach myself to.

And it would leave me all sorts of motherfuckin' jazzed if you could do that for this brother.

[lunateclock]

[So Gamzee grew up all by himself and had to teach himself...hmm. It's something he tucks into the back of his mind, though there are more cheerful things to discuss at the moment.]

Of course. Would you happen to know what sorts of flavors he likes?

[faygot]

Fish.

[What. That is like... what they eat for breakfast half of the time. Dang Japanese eating styles.]

[lunateclock]

[...hey don't be insulting his eating habits-- oh wait.]

...I don't think we should make a fish flavored cake. I meant...something sweet.

[faygot]

Like motherfuckin' jelly.