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[faygot]

[Filtered and locked to Vriska;

Hey, mommy Karkat only told him to stay away from her. Not, that he couldn't get his talk on :o)]

:o)
HeY VrIiIiIiIiIiSkA
WaIt--
MoThErFuCk
ThAtS FuCkInG TeN

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[formida8le]

[Oh, what is it noooooooow? She is too 8usy for this shit. Does he have any idea how many irons are in her fire right now!]

Hey, Makara. ::::)
It's good to see you and your stupid clown smilies again!
And here I thought you died in the veil. Oh well, I knew that would've 8een too good to 8e true.
Chit chat aside. What's uuuuuuuup?

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[faygot]

[Is it all of them?]

DeAtH AlL Up sOuNdS LiKe a mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAgIcAl mIrAcLe
BuT ThE MoThErFuCkInG DaRk cArNiVaL AiN'T AlL Up tAkInG ThIs cLoWn's eNtRaNcE JuSt yEeEeEt
HoNk hOnK :o)
AaAnYwAy
We sHoUlD GeT OuR SpEaK On, SpInTiTs
CrAcK A BoTtLe oF WiCkEd eLiXiR AnD ChIlL

[text]

[formida8le]

[Lucky guess. ::::|]

I have no idea what that meant 8y that 8ut I'm going to pretend that's just another one of your insane, stoned ram8lings.
I h8 Faygo 8ut sure, we can "get out speak on".

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[faygot]

:o(
SoOoOoRy
I JuSt wAs aLl aBoUt wAnTiNg tO GeT YoU In yOuR ChIlL ZoNe
CaUsE ThIs mOtHeRfUcKiNg gOt a fUcKiNg tHiNg
AlL Up iN HiS HeArT He wAnTs tO GeT HiS ReQuEsTiNg oN FoR

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[formida8le]

Are you kidding?
I'm always chill! I'm the chillest person inside this stupid dome.
I don't need miracle elixirs. I have the p8ience of a god.

A request, huh? I'm listening.
I 8'nt gonna promise to fulfill whatever it is, though. ::::D

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[faygot]

HaHaHa aLrIgHt
CoUlD YoU BeInG To fInD It yOuR PaTiEnCe tO
NoT SlAuGtHeR EvErYoNe?

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[formida8le]

........
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Oh man, have you 8een talking to Karkat?
I would never think of doing such a thing!
That is such a rude, 8latant assumption. It's as if you're implying I'm a cold-hearted murderer.
You know what? I am offended. So offended!
I'm going to pretend you asked for such a request. 8ecause I am nice.

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SoOoOrRy.
:o(
I DoN'T Up aNd tHiNkInG YoU'Re cOlD-HeArTeD At aLl.
I JuSt aIn't aLl cHiLl wItH AnY Of uS KiCkInG ThE WiCkEd dUsT.
We iS BuDdIeS, rIgHt?
We dOwN AnD PlAyEd tHaT FuCkInG MaGiCaL GaMe.

[text] *never asked, wow I am failing everywhere

[formida8le]

Yes, and that's exactly why I would never l8y a finger on them!
Those days matter to me, 8elieve it or not. Any past alterc8ions are forgotten forever.
I just want us to live happily and peacefully now. ::::)

Re: [text] *never asked, wow I am failing everywhere

[faygot]

HeArInG ThAt gEtS My mOtHeRfUcKiNg gLaD On, VrIsKa.
HaHaHa
I AiN'T AlL CeRtAiN WhY tHeY Is aLl cAlLiNg yOu a mOtHeRfUcKiNg bItCh.
YoU Is bEiNg uP In mY GoOd mOtHeRfUcKiNg bOoK.

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[formida8le]

Thank you, Gamzee.
I'm glad someone finally understands me.
::::)

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[faygot]

I Is gEtTiNg aLl mY UnDeRsTaNdInG Up fOr yOu, VrIsSiS.
We iS BuDdIeS So iF YoU MoThErFuCkInG NeEd aNyThInG
YoU KnOw wHeRe i aM AlL Up aT Yo.

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[formida8le]

Man, I feel like I c8n't thank you enough!
You're such a consider8 guy, Gamzee, unlike some people.
8ut hey, if not murderin everyone is all you need from me, I promise to never do that then.

Anywaaaaaaaay, I have a dozen irons in the fire so see you l8er!