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[fayeballet]

This is BY FAR the most HILARIOUS myspace message I have received to date:

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Subject: Pretty Claudia

what's up Gorgeous..

I am sure you have heard all sorts of compliments from all kinds of men but I will appreciate if you take a minute to read mine. I am corruptly hypnotized by your enticing slinky eyes and heavenly caressing smile. Your perfect curves and structure are a beauty that's phenominal. Sorry I don't mean to be rude by saying all this... I am just expressing myself I really like your profile too. It has sparked my interest. Holla back if you don't dispute us being friends.

here is something you deserve.......

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Take care sexy

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I'm going to join a convent. I think I am abnormally offended and scared by all of this.