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People who tell things to parents shall all be condemned to a vile excrutiatingly slow and painful..........torturing for all eternity. That is, after having been blessed with eternal life. We'll devote a couple family lines to keeping you tortured, far away from natural society. Of course we'll need more than one, since every now and then there's thta valiant one who thinks this is all wrong, since by then the reason will have been forgotten. It's an example, really.
And don't think I don't have the power to grant eternal life. It's just too cruel for me to do it. Especially on Christmas.
BTW, HAPPY JESUSMAS!
My Christmas was not so good. I woke up bleeding out of 2 unrelated orifices. Cramps for most of the day. Me and Zach spending an hour on one DDR song (don't make fun of us because we suck at it). Yanni being an asshole to me at like 3. Zach ganking my Gamecube to play Mario Party 7. Shallow not-quite-hot-enough bath that didn't really accomplish anything. Yanni being a complete dissapointment at 6. Change Guinea pig cage. Feel unaccomplished and unable to properly fix previously mentioned broken christmas present. Go online. Complain at Krista.
Cheesecake is not a legitimate substitute for sushi, by any means.
And don't think I don't have the power to grant eternal life. It's just too cruel for me to do it. Especially on Christmas.
BTW, HAPPY JESUSMAS!
My Christmas was not so good. I woke up bleeding out of 2 unrelated orifices. Cramps for most of the day. Me and Zach spending an hour on one DDR song (don't make fun of us because we suck at it). Yanni being an asshole to me at like 3. Zach ganking my Gamecube to play Mario Party 7. Shallow not-quite-hot-enough bath that didn't really accomplish anything. Yanni being a complete dissapointment at 6. Change Guinea pig cage. Feel unaccomplished and unable to properly fix previously mentioned broken christmas present. Go online. Complain at Krista.
Cheesecake is not a legitimate substitute for sushi, by any means.