ROTFLMAO!
So I was reading Ghastly's Ghastly comic when I got to this one, with this in the news box:
The 12 Days of Christmas: Japanese Style
by Uncle Ghastly
On the first day of christmas my sensei gave to me:
a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the second day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the third day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the forth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Four school girl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the fifth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the sixth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the seventh day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Seven man bukkake
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the eighth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Eight catgirls in heat
Seven man bukkake
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the ninth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Nine robot rapists
Eight catgirls in heat
Seven man bukkake
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the tenth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Ten bishounens sparkling*
Nine robot rapists
Eight catgirls in heat
Seven man bukkake
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Eleven well hung dickgirls
Ten bishounens sparkling
Nine robot rapists
Eight catgirls in heat
Seven man bukkake
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Twelve inches of cock
Eleven well hung dickgirls
Ten bishounens sparkling
Nine robot rapists
Eight catgirls in heat
Seven man bukkake
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
* = http://silverhairedbishonen.tripod.com/id2.html
The 12 Days of Christmas: Japanese Style
by Uncle Ghastly
On the first day of christmas my sensei gave to me:
a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the second day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the third day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the forth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Four school girl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the fifth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the sixth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the seventh day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Seven man bukkake
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the eighth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Eight catgirls in heat
Seven man bukkake
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the ninth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Nine robot rapists
Eight catgirls in heat
Seven man bukkake
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the tenth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Ten bishounens sparkling*
Nine robot rapists
Eight catgirls in heat
Seven man bukkake
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Eleven well hung dickgirls
Ten bishounens sparkling
Nine robot rapists
Eight catgirls in heat
Seven man bukkake
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my sensei gave to me:
Twelve inches of cock
Eleven well hung dickgirls
Ten bishounens sparkling
Nine robot rapists
Eight catgirls in heat
Seven man bukkake
Six lolitas laying
FIVE TENTACLES
Four schoolgirl skirts
Three french maids
Two loose socks
and a vibrating Hello Kitty.
* = http://silverhairedbishonen.tripod.com/id2.html