I'm weird
I am so weird. I'm American, but use slang and accents from Britain, Australia, Canada, and other countries. I use new, youth-generation slang like BRB and LOL, and I use outdated, Generations A - W slang, things like "by diggity," "dad gum," "whippersnappers," "groovy," and even truly ancient words like "knave," "tally ho," and "wherefore." I wouldn't be surprised if some day a toilet seat from the sky hits me on the head, rendering me incapable of speaking in any language other than Olde Englishe. I can see it now: "Wilcuman la, mine hlafordas!"