Ghoti Coc
I had a strange inspiration earlier, and this is the result. Keep the concept of ghoti in your mind for this one.
"Ghoti Coc"
Bigh = Phaiuhnorpsuh
Hough oz thoc Ongloti?
Thu cpelong onewesiiouxull;
Wedne dod wuay ogri tieu thoc?
Teighc uh ceipt, lebt'c dockuc.
Anned neaux, igh deaun't waunt uh ghoti.
"Fish Sauce"
By = Fayanora
How is this English?
The spelling unusual;
When did we agree to this?
Take a seat, let's discuss.
And no, I don't want a fish.
Ghoti = Fish (gh from tough, o from women, ti from nation) ; coc = sauce (c from enter, o from boss, c from center) ; Bigh = by (normal b, igh from high) ; Phaiuhnorpsuh = Fayanora (ph from pharmacy, ai from train, uh from huh, normal n, orps from corps, uh from huh)
Hough = how (Normal H, ough from bough as in a tree bough) ; oz = is (o from women, z from zoo) ; thoc = this (normal th, o from women, c from center) ; Ongloti = English (o from women, normal n g and l, o from women, ti from nation)
Thu = the (normal th, u from buck) ; cpelong = spelling (c from center, normal p, el from elevator, o from women, normal ng) ; onewesiiouxull = unusual = o from Love, normal n, ewe for "you" sound, si from television, ioux from Sioux, ull from gull
"Wedne" = when (from Wednesday) ; dod = did (o from women) ; wuay = we (normal w, uay from quay, which is pronouned "key" for some reason) ; ogri = agree (o from love, normal g and r, i from li) ; tieu = to (normal t, ieu from lieu) ; thoc = this (normal th, o from women, c from center)
Teighc = take (normal t, eigh from neigh, c from cake) ; uh = a (uh from huh) ; ceipt = seat (ceipt from receipt) ; lebt'c = let's (normal l, ebt from debt, from center) ; dockuc = discuss (normal d, o from women, c from center, k from kite, u from us, c from center)
Anned = and (anned from canned) ; neaux = no (normal n, eaux from beaux) ; igh = I (igh from high) ; deaun't = don't (normal d, eau from beau, normal n and t) ; waunt = want (normal w, aunt from "ont" pronunciation of "aunt") ; uh = a (uh from huh) ; ghoti = fish (gh from tough, o from women, ti from nation)
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"Ghoti Coc"
Bigh = Phaiuhnorpsuh
Hough oz thoc Ongloti?
Thu cpelong onewesiiouxull;
Wedne dod wuay ogri tieu thoc?
Teighc uh ceipt, lebt'c dockuc.
Anned neaux, igh deaun't waunt uh ghoti.
"Fish Sauce"
By = Fayanora
How is this English?
The spelling unusual;
When did we agree to this?
Take a seat, let's discuss.
And no, I don't want a fish.
Ghoti = Fish (gh from tough, o from women, ti from nation) ; coc = sauce (c from enter, o from boss, c from center) ; Bigh = by (normal b, igh from high) ; Phaiuhnorpsuh = Fayanora (ph from pharmacy, ai from train, uh from huh, normal n, orps from corps, uh from huh)
Hough = how (Normal H, ough from bough as in a tree bough) ; oz = is (o from women, z from zoo) ; thoc = this (normal th, o from women, c from center) ; Ongloti = English (o from women, normal n g and l, o from women, ti from nation)
Thu = the (normal th, u from buck) ; cpelong = spelling (c from center, normal p, el from elevator, o from women, normal ng) ; onewesiiouxull = unusual = o from Love, normal n, ewe for "you" sound, si from television, ioux from Sioux, ull from gull
"Wedne" = when (from Wednesday) ; dod = did (o from women) ; wuay = we (normal w, uay from quay, which is pronouned "key" for some reason) ; ogri = agree (o from love, normal g and r, i from li) ; tieu = to (normal t, ieu from lieu) ; thoc = this (normal th, o from women, c from center)
Teighc = take (normal t, eigh from neigh, c from cake) ; uh = a (uh from huh) ; ceipt = seat (ceipt from receipt) ; lebt'c = let's (normal l, ebt from debt, from center) ; dockuc = discuss (normal d, o from women, c from center, k from kite, u from us, c from center)
Anned = and (anned from canned) ; neaux = no (normal n, eaux from beaux) ; igh = I (igh from high) ; deaun't = don't (normal d, eau from beau, normal n and t) ; waunt = want (normal w, aunt from "ont" pronunciation of "aunt") ; uh = a (uh from huh) ; ghoti = fish (gh from tough, o from women, ti from nation)
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