I know an old lady who swallowed a fly

[fayanora]

Molly Elizabeth's very strange version of "I know an old lady who swallowed a fly."

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
She'll surely die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider;
It wriggled and tickled and giggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to eat the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
She'll surely die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a cat,
Why in blazes do you think she did that?
She swallowed the cat to eat the spider,
She swallowed the spider to eat the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
She'll surely die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a lion,
Gods strike me down if I am lying!
She swallowed the lion to eat the cat,
She swallowed the cat to eat the spider,
She swallowed the spider to eat the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
She'll surely die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a man,
(Gimme a break, doin the best that I can!)
She swallowed the man to eat the lion,
She swallowed the lion to eat the cat,
She swallowed the cat to eat the spider,
She swallowed the spider to eat the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
She'll surely die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a cannibal,
Quite debonair, his name was Hannibal.
She swallowed the cannibal to eat the man,
She swallowed the man to eat the lion,
She swallowed the lion to eat the cat,
She swallowed the cat to eat the spider,
She swallowed the spider to eat the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
She'll surely die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a goat--
(Why on Earth did she swallow a goat!?)
She swallowed the goat to eat the cannibal,
She swallowed the cannibal to eat the man,
She swallowed the man to eat the lion,
She swallowed the lion to eat the cat,
She swallowed the cat to eat the spider,
She swallowed the spider to eat the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
She'll surely die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a frog,
(It was either that or a mid-sized dog)
She swallowed the frog to eat the goat,
She swallowed the goat to eat the cannibal,
She swallowed the cannibal to eat the man,
She swallowed the man to eat the lion,
She swallowed the lion to eat the cat,
She swallowed the cat to eat the spider,
She swallowed the spider to eat the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
She'll surely die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a coconut--
(Really? Of all things, she swallowed a coconut?)
She swallowed the coconut to eat the frog,
She swallowed the frog to eat the goat,
She swallowed the goat to eat the cannibal,
She swallowed the cannibal to eat the man,
She swallowed the man to eat the lion,
She swallowed the lion to eat the cat,
She swallowed the cat to eat the spider,
She swallowed the spider to eat the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
She'll surely die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse--
(Of course of course she swallowed a horse!)
She swallowed the horse to eat the coconut,
She swallowed the coconut to eat the frog,
She swallowed the frog to eat the goat,
She swallowed the goat to eat the cannibal,
She swallowed the cannibal to eat the man,
She swallowed the man to eat the lion,
She swallowed the lion to eat the cat,
She swallowed the cat to eat the spider,
She swallowed the spider to eat the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
She'll surely die.

I know an old lady who swallowed Cthulhu,
But I don't know anything that rhymes with Cthulhu;
She swallowed Cthlhu to eat the horse,
She swallowed the horse to eat the coconut,
She swallowed the coconut to eat the frog,
She swallowed the frog to eat the goat,
She swallowed the goat to eat the cannibal,
She swallowed the cannibal to eat the man,
She swallowed the man to eat the lion,
She swallowed the lion to eat the cat,
She swallowed the cat to eat the spider,
She swallowed the spider to eat the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
She'll surely die.

I know an old lady who swallowed God,
Maybe she thought He was a sod?
She swallowed God to eat everything else the end.

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