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[fay_faydran]

I hate babies. Just had one spit up on me; it was disgusting. The mother just laughed until I said there is no good reason in the world why the substance is orange. That's the main thing about babies and families, I think. More than half are never ready to deal with a child properly, poor thing. Some herbs though, and that baby was fine again

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[demandel]

But dear, you're so close to getting it right. If you just keep at it, one day your cooking will actually be good.

[fay_faydran]

You're an ass. Looks like you'll have to cook if you want to eat at all for the rest of the week.

While you're at it, cook for me so I can learn from you. Oh best cook of all the lands. And such.

[demandel]

My love, practice makes perfect. It would be highly remiss of me to deprive you of the precious practice you so desperately need.

[fay_faydran]

Just not in the mood tonight Del. Could you please just cook?

[demandel]

I'll bring something home with me. After all, if you're really not feeling well we'll need to focus my energies and efforts on making you feel better, won't we?

[fay_faydran]

That'd be nice, thankyou dear. Can it not be chicken though? Am a bit sick of the taste.

...How exactly do you plan to make me feel better? You've sparked my interest at all, I must say.

[demandel]

Of course, my candy cane. Will bring home something different. To make you feel better.

I trust you recall that package I recieved the other day? I'm confident enough to guarantee you'll enjoy my efforts with it, love. As always, you have my heart. Will see all of you at home.

[fay_faydran]

You're slightly scary at times dear. I can't wait to see what you're going to...surprise me with.

Shall see you in a few hours, take care dear.