why stephi despretly needs a maid...

[fay_dreams]

random factoid learned far too late in life #17: after 2 days of hardening on a counter, pasta sauce becomes a cement thats as hard to get off ceramic bowls as spirit gum is to get off skin.

this moment of enlightenment brought to you by: "i cant figure out this &%#@!-in domestic thing to save my life" inc.