"i'll make you proud with my very first kill"
Oi, okay so this is going to be sort of a rant. So like a week or so ago I had this really weird dream about Robert Englund.Which is fucked up cause I hadn’t even thought about Freddy or really seen Robert Englund for a month or more. So it was out of the blue really. So anyway in the dream I found out that Robert Englund was turning like 94(no he’s not really that old but in my dream it basically meant he was getting older. It was sort of telling me he won’t be around forever.)Also in that dream he explained he would no longer be able to play Freddy, and I fuckin’ started bawling in my dream. That was like the worst possible thing for me to hear. All my life I’ve adored that man, and he was always more than an actor to me playing some bad guy. That’s all I used to watch when I was 3 on up and I always knew it was a guy in make up and I knew who it was.Yeah I know that’s weird like a 4/5 year old knowing its Robert Englund .Anyway, he has been part of my memories its part of what made me …me. So I knew exactly why I cried so hard in the dream. So a day or so before that I found out they were remaking evil dead , actually I knew they were remaking but it was just in talks when I first found out. And then like 3 days after I had that dream I decided to check on UHM (upcoming horror movies). I was looking through the remakes and the first thing I see is “a nightmare on elm street” on there. I was so fucking pissed they were remaking it. YOU DON’T FUCKING REMAKE THAT! So I start checking more into it and find out the Robert Englund WILL NOT be playing Freddy Krueger. That fuckin’ set me off. They’re remaking these fucking movies for the new generation of kids so they can have better special effects and a higher budget to be made on.FUCK THAT!!! THAT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!! These fucking movies are fucking perfect how they are they don’t need to go fucking remaking them cause some fucking whiney little fucking brats don’t approve of the originals. If they don’t like the originals they have no FUCKING business watching them in the first place. If you’re a TRUE fucking horror fan you wouldn’t want a remake. FUCK THIS GENERATIONS KIDS THEY DON’T KNOW THEIR HEAD FROM THEIR ASSES!! They’re ruining PERFECT horror movies because of these spoiled little assholes. They don’t need better effects they don’t fucking need a higher budget.The greatest part of the movies are their low budget effects and they way they were shot. They’re meant to be fucking timeless.Now to pause the little rant and get on to something else I was trying to explain. Lets back it up after Looking more into them remaking nightmare and Robert not playing Freddy ...I’m furious but that’s the beside the point. I find this interview with him. He said he’d heard about the remake and that no one had come up to him yet to play Freddy, but if they did he wouldn’t be able to cause he’s too old for it now. Sound familiar?..
YES ITS MY FUCKING DREAM! My dream was a fucking sign. Also like my dream I really started crying when reading this. I never knew how much that man playing Freddy meant to me until this happened. It’s sad and pathetic I know. I could not get myself to stop crying you would have thought someone died. Anytime I even thought about it after that I’d start crying all over again.He was my first idol first person I fucking adored, if you put Freddy on when I was little I would not move till it ended. He never once scared me. When I was like 10 we all went to six flags for fright fest and we went on the terror train and we were told that if you left your leg to close to the outside of the train Freddy would grab your leg. I purposely sat to the outside of the train and stuck my leg out so Freddy would grab it. He didn’t though, apparently you weren’t supposed to be so willing. I’m trying to make myself not sound so pathetic. Is it working? But seriously I guess I thought he would be around forever. I thought Freddy Krueger was Immortal. In a way he is he’ll always be through the 7 well technically 8 movies. I really never thought that he would ever be too old to play Freddy. I thought he was immortal too. I’ve been watching a lot of interviews with him and I’m seeing how old he’s getting, and it just fucking depresses me. I keep talking about him playing Freddy but yes I do watch the things he’s played when he wasn’t playing Freddy I adore those as well. But Freddy.I just.. I don’t know I can’t really explain it. Wait, yes I can. He’s my hero. Well Robert Englund is.. but him playing Freddy is my hero. I can’t really explain why though. Other kids have ya know superman or something. But I’m not normal. I have Freddy Krueger. Even when I was little and I had Freddy dreams those were never nightmares for me those were GREAT dreams he was my friend in my dreams. In my dreams if someone was after me he would save me. I was never really a normal kid I didn’t play with Barbie’s like a normal girl I used to cut off their hair and color their limbs red like they were bleeding or had been killed. Horror has always been a huge part of my life. Because of that is why I’m so passionate about being a special fx make up artist. Yeah , Eli Roth really made me think about it and made me focus on what I wanted to do with my life but Freddy/Robert Englund had just as much to do with it. Nightmare on elm street was the first horror movie I ever watched when I was like 1 or 2.Without that movie I may not be me and I may not have been into horror movies as much as I am now I wouldn’t have discovered Eli. So I owe my motivation and becoming the person I am now to Robert Englund. So them remaking that movie really is like them screwing with my memories. You just don’t do that. Not to mention no movies should be remade. They need to be more fucking original. Jesus, if you can’t come up with something original, then you shouldn’t be making movies in the first place. The movies back in the day were soooo fucking perfect I loved everything about them! They didn’t have all the shit they have today. I’m reading "if chins could kil"l Bruce Campbell’s autobiography. I read about all the shit they went through making evil dead.Reading that made me love & appreciate that movie soooo much more than I already did. God back then they made movie cause its what they fucking LOVED doing its something they were passionate about. They had original ideas. Look at the bullshit they’re putting out now minus a few really good ones like all of Eli's movies. But Jesus Christ not only do they remake movies cause they can’t be origina.But l the people that do come up with their own shit still aren’t original they‘re all like the same fucking movie with a slightly different plot its always a group of college kids going off somewhere and getting killed somehow. Fuck get some new material people. Why is it always college kids? There’s high school kids to kill off ,they screw up more to begin with but ya know most college kids are suppose to be reasonably smart if they’re in college... except for some who are just there to party on their daddy's nickel. so if they are reasonably smart are they really going to end up in those situations that much? There has got to be a few fuckin smart ones in there to know better. So why not high school kids it would make it a little more understandable. Besides if that’s really what today’s college kids are like and they're are that stupid to keep falling for the same shit. You’d think the ones that survive would go back and spread the word about the weird psychos in the woods or the strange creatures or something. They keep doing the same thing and its generally the same group of kids with different faces they all act the same I mean come on. You might as well have put the same fucking actors and actresses in all the movies. Also if they’re really that fucking stupid why are you so fucking worried about the movies they want to see? Wait never mind look at who you fuckers choose to run the fucking country its no wonder all these shitty over done movies are coming out. But if he wasn’t president and even if he is it doesn’t matter cause there’s people that aren’t for him that are still being fucking morons. If everyone thinks they’re their own person and all these directors and writers get into that line of work because they love it and they think they have something to bring to the fucking table then fucking do it! Cause right now you’re doing a fucking shitty job of it, get off your fucking asses and write your own fucking material and not someone else’s. if you can’t then its not the fucking job for you is it? Stop remaking other peoples shit cause if you can’t think of anything good of your own and if you can’t think of anything that’s really fucking original THEN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT TO MAKE SOMEONE ELSES FILM BETTER!?!? STOP BEING SO FUCKING LAZY AND WRITE SOME QUALITY SHIT SOMETHING WORTH SEEING! If you’re going to take what half today’s god for fuckin saken kids tell you they like then just fucking stop what you’re fucking doing now you are just as dumb as they are. If you really got into it because it something you love then you would do what you want to do not what fuckin 16 year olds tell you they want HELLO!? THE ENTIRE WORLD ISN"T MADE UP OF FUCKING 16 YEAR OLDS! IF YOU'RE GOING TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK WHY NOT WORRY ABOUT THE FUCKING ADULTS TOO?. Why they fuck are you taking shit from them anyway? they don’t even watch the movies they talk through the whole fucking thing and half of them can’t even tell you what’s going on because all of the bleach went to their fucking brain!!!! I can’t believe people are taking orders from kids who are so fucking stupid they can’t even think to use a fucking condom when they fuck and as the years pass the age they get knocked up at gets lower and lower and the percentage of pregnant teenagers gets higher and fucking higher. Do you really think these fucking idiots know what they’re fucking talking about when it comes to movies!? FUUUUUCKKK MAN!!! FUCKING MORONS TODAY! And these fucking sequels! COME ON! Some are good but others are way fucking over done. It just as bad as remaking something. They’re just taking the same movie over and over and changing shit in it but its all basically the same damn thing just a year later. Look at Eli Roth now he knows what he’s doing. He doesn’t rip off other peoples work. Yeah he’s inspired by certain films and he uses that inspiration to make something original. FUCKING DO THAT! Jesus that boy uses his head as for most of these other new guys they really need to get their head out of their asses. I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like Eli that’s too fucking bad you’re just fucking jealous he’s doing things correctly. If anyone has a problem with him I would fucking LOVE to see them/you try to out do him. If they/you think they/you can do so much fucking better then step right up lets see it. I doubt they/you can or would cause they’re/you're too much of a pussy. So don’t fuck with him unless you can do everything he does so much better you fuckin smartasses. Also one more fucking person starts talking shit about his dad putting him through school or paying for cabin fever to get finished (One he got fucking shut down by the fucking unions he had already put all of HIS money into making it and his dad gave him the money from his retirement fund so he could finish the movie ANY FUCKING CARING PARENT WOULD DO THAT FOR THEIR KID YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!) or his parents being fucking rich DOES IT REALLY FUCKIN MATTER!?!?!?! WHO GIVES A FUCK!! IT SHOULDN'T FUCKING MATTER!IT'S HIS FUCKING BACKGROUND IT DOESN'T MEAN HE DIDN’T FUCKING WORK HIS ASS OFF TO GET TO WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW! That just plain dis fucking respectful. Back to what I was talking about a minute ago. If you want to take suggestions for movies or you want to think about what people would like in a movie. Don’t ask them same fucking idiots you asked before! Ask the REAL fans or fuck someone who knows what they’re talking about. Besides why do you have to have other people approve of a movie YOU want to make? Do people today have any fucking balls at all? Stop being a fucking pussy and take a risk if you really love what you do then you’ll make what you want to fucking make without worrying about what the public will think.If you do, you’re just a mindless fucking robot then. That’s another thing that’s fucking GREAT about the older films. They made what they fucking wanted they didn’t fucking ask for approval just look at cannibal holocaust and last house on the left. Cannibal holocaust was banned for the longest time i think they were arrested too. They didn’t fucking care cause they were fucking proud of the film THEY made not what someone told them to make. They’re fucking BRILLIANT! Not only did they make fucking great movies ,but they were original in their ideas and they had major fucking balls to make movies like that. They didn’t give a fuck about what people thought. There seriously needs to be more people like that. I’m so sick of the idiots behind the camera and writing the scripts today. So that’s pretty much it I think I got just about everything out I needed to get out with all of that. I feel so much better now.
NOTE: Sorry about the grammar errors.I was extremely annoyed.