the wizard of oz (kel version)
last night i had nothing to do, so i did my homework and then danced around my apartment while wielding my single piece of furniture - a legless chair. you see, i don't want to use my kung fu to get hot and sexy because my confidence is nill and i never talk to girls, but i do want to be useful, so for an hour and a half i jumped, skipped, twirled and marched around holding and playing with a legless chair...
anyway...
i fell asleep as 6pm and just woke up.
i had the wildest dream.
we were all at henninger highschool (my high school) and we were all getting on a couple of buses to go to the airport. i was sitting behind sara stryjewski, who was high on crack. at every stop sign she would jump off the bus and run to the corner, where magically the wind would lift up her skirt and make her look like an asian, hoey marilyn monroe, then the bus would start up again and she would have to chase after it in heels and jump back through the window to get inside (she always caught us though). anyway, then the bus had to drive down this giant wooden bridge, like a boardwalk, except it went through these craters full of boiling mud. on the sides of the craters there were giant trucks that like carry gas, like from T2, being washed from the underside with sprinklers. some people were getting on top of the bus and jumping into the sprinkler jets and riding them around like at water slide at the theme park. i think they made it back onto the bus, i dunno really. anyway, then the bridge started to collapse and we finally made it onto this little island, that looked like something in mario kart. and the bus had to shoot planes out of the sky. then it stopped in front of a little wooden shack, which was the airport. the lady that was in charge of the field trip gave me 10 dollars, and 8, and said "ok here is ten dollars for the bus and 8 dollars for you, now go pay!" so i went to the shack to buy my airplane ticket to japan, and pay for the bus ride, but the girl at the counter in teh shack got nervous and said that only 100+ year old people could buy tickets right now. so then we all sat around on the island in the sun. it looked like outside of the water rides at darien lake. jeff terranova and greg horrocks were sitting on a bench drinking a slushy, and greg kept singing over and over "jeff's gonna get a jeff card at the jeff store!" like a little kid. then heather hynes, all hot and exasperated said "would you guys SHUT UP!".
then i woke up.
anyway...
i fell asleep as 6pm and just woke up.
i had the wildest dream.
we were all at henninger highschool (my high school) and we were all getting on a couple of buses to go to the airport. i was sitting behind sara stryjewski, who was high on crack. at every stop sign she would jump off the bus and run to the corner, where magically the wind would lift up her skirt and make her look like an asian, hoey marilyn monroe, then the bus would start up again and she would have to chase after it in heels and jump back through the window to get inside (she always caught us though). anyway, then the bus had to drive down this giant wooden bridge, like a boardwalk, except it went through these craters full of boiling mud. on the sides of the craters there were giant trucks that like carry gas, like from T2, being washed from the underside with sprinklers. some people were getting on top of the bus and jumping into the sprinkler jets and riding them around like at water slide at the theme park. i think they made it back onto the bus, i dunno really. anyway, then the bridge started to collapse and we finally made it onto this little island, that looked like something in mario kart. and the bus had to shoot planes out of the sky. then it stopped in front of a little wooden shack, which was the airport. the lady that was in charge of the field trip gave me 10 dollars, and 8, and said "ok here is ten dollars for the bus and 8 dollars for you, now go pay!" so i went to the shack to buy my airplane ticket to japan, and pay for the bus ride, but the girl at the counter in teh shack got nervous and said that only 100+ year old people could buy tickets right now. so then we all sat around on the island in the sun. it looked like outside of the water rides at darien lake. jeff terranova and greg horrocks were sitting on a bench drinking a slushy, and greg kept singing over and over "jeff's gonna get a jeff card at the jeff store!" like a little kid. then heather hynes, all hot and exasperated said "would you guys SHUT UP!".
then i woke up.