Jul 22, 2006 14:00
yesterday, i decided to be a geek and spent my lunchbreak at work climbing trees and practicing kicks in the middle of the dorm quad.
ruby, the crazy little rastafarian lady from jamaica, while smoking a fat spliff, promptly said to me from beneath her 70 year old dreadlocks, "he look like da boy from walkah'"
"texas ranger?" i asked. "yeh, da boy from walkah."
upon realizing she meant chuck norris, i had a spontaneous orgasm... and then immediately dropped kicked her in teh face.