Jul 09, 2006 03:59
so i went out to up behind the college there, you know. i took grampah and timmy, we were collecting up some compost for our garden. so we're there for awhile, and suddenly this great... flock? group? of deer go skidaddling across the field. i knew there were deer over in them parts but WHOOOOWEEEE! haw haw! and that's not the end of it. after a while, there's this boy that appears. out from behind this group of trees, this crazy looking boy stalks out. he was dressed in the most outrageous clothes with these bright red shorts and green shoes, and he was carrying this big wooden stick! i don't know if he was an indian or just some hippy freaking out, but he jumps back behind the trees. so timmy and i are looking at each other and we says, we says "did you see that?" haw haw!! and this kid sat down, crouched down behind these trees staring at us for a long time! he thought he was spying on us, but you could see him plain as day with those bright red shorts, and belts dangling and waving from his head and his sword. then this crazy kid climbs up the trees, and starts calling at us!! "BEWARE THE SPIRIT OF RIT!!!!" he yells, daffy bastard, and falls right outta the branch, starts laughing at takes off. haw haw!! man i wish i was in college again. oh yeah, and granpa never noticed. haw haw!!!