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What you think was Hurricane Katrina, was actualy a series of minor sneezes from Chuch Norris.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he karate chops your's off and throws it at you.
Chuck Norris once tried his hand at delivering babies in a hospital. However, when he pulled the babies out of the womb, he roundhouse kicked them instead of spanking them killing them not more than 3 seconds after being born. He still got paid and was made employee of the forever.
A barber once tried to shave Chuck Norris' beard off. Upon contact with the beard the razor blade was deflected with such a force that it sent a roundhouse-like shockwave up the blade through the barber's hand shaving the barber's face instead. Chuck then proceeded to roundhouse kick him in the face leaving him dead, but clean shaven.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he karate chops your's off and throws it at you.
Chuck Norris once tried his hand at delivering babies in a hospital. However, when he pulled the babies out of the womb, he roundhouse kicked them instead of spanking them killing them not more than 3 seconds after being born. He still got paid and was made employee of the forever.
A barber once tried to shave Chuck Norris' beard off. Upon contact with the beard the razor blade was deflected with such a force that it sent a roundhouse-like shockwave up the blade through the barber's hand shaving the barber's face instead. Chuck then proceeded to roundhouse kick him in the face leaving him dead, but clean shaven.