My Chuck Norris Poster Arrived Today!!!
One foggy malibu night, i was struggling with moral issues and ethical judgements. so i decided to turn to my good friend and mentor Chuck Norris for guidance. I went to this rogue of roundhouse's website (www.chucknorris.com) where i found the guidance i needed. not more than two seconds later there was a knock at my door. i opened the door to discover a tride and true UPS man bearing a strange package. the return address was unfamiliar, but the name rang out accross the campus like a foghorn...chuck norris...as soon as the package touched my hand a surge of electric norris-like morality ran through my veins causing my body to subconsciously roundhouse kick the UPS worker in the face knocking him out cold. With moral dilema still hanging like a millstone on my shoulders i placed a heafty tip on the man's heaving unconscious chest.
Body still convulsing with milder roundhouse-like shocks, my fingers greedily began shredding the brown paper package in my possesion. As the package dissentigrated before my eyes a miraculous scroll spread at my feet. i gasped, awed, humbled, and amazed. there smiling reassuringly up at me was none other than the former texas ranger and martial arts champion of the world (who is 1/8 cherokee) Chuck Norris. But Chuck was not unaccompanied, for he came with his firmly grounded code of ethics in hand. My moral dilemas were solved, almost as quickly as they began.
Body still convulsing with milder roundhouse-like shocks, my fingers greedily began shredding the brown paper package in my possesion. As the package dissentigrated before my eyes a miraculous scroll spread at my feet. i gasped, awed, humbled, and amazed. there smiling reassuringly up at me was none other than the former texas ranger and martial arts champion of the world (who is 1/8 cherokee) Chuck Norris. But Chuck was not unaccompanied, for he came with his firmly grounded code of ethics in hand. My moral dilemas were solved, almost as quickly as they began.