IT'S THAT ONE MEME WITH THE HOW DO YOU TALK
Age: 26
Where you grew up: ILLINOIS! DON'T PRONOUNCE THE S.
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks:
- CREEK?
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called:
- YOU MEAN A SHOPPING CART?
3. A metal container to carry a meal in:
- LUNCH BOX? THERMOS? THERE'S LOTS OF METAL.
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in:
- SKILLET!
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people:
- THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS THAT SEAT THREE PEOPLE. TABLES. COUCHES. BEDS. ...SOME CHAIRS, IF YOU SQUEEZE.
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof:
- GRAVITY
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening:
- PORCH
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages:
- POP. OR IF I'M ASKING AMI TO GET ME ONE, A THODER.
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup:
- MCGRIDDLE?
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself:
- MANWICH. IT'S NOT JUST A SANDWICH, IT'S A WHOLE MEAL!
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach:
- THEY WEAR CLOTHING?
12. Shoes worn for sports:
- CLEATS? BOWLING SHOES? WHICH SPORTS?!
13. Putting a room in order:
- I DON'T DO THIS
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark:
- FIREFLLLLYYYYYYY!
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball:
- ROLY POLY!
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down:
- TEETER TOTTER
17. How do you eat your pizza:
- OM NOM NOM
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff:
- YARD SALE OR GARAGE SALE OR CRAIGSLIST
19. What's the evening meal?:
- WHEN YOU WORK THIRD SHIFT? BREAKFAST.
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are:
- RADON
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places:
- GROSS
Where you grew up: ILLINOIS! DON'T PRONOUNCE THE S.
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks:
- CREEK?
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called:
- YOU MEAN A SHOPPING CART?
3. A metal container to carry a meal in:
- LUNCH BOX? THERMOS? THERE'S LOTS OF METAL.
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in:
- SKILLET!
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people:
- THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS THAT SEAT THREE PEOPLE. TABLES. COUCHES. BEDS. ...SOME CHAIRS, IF YOU SQUEEZE.
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof:
- GRAVITY
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening:
- PORCH
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages:
- POP. OR IF I'M ASKING AMI TO GET ME ONE, A THODER.
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup:
- MCGRIDDLE?
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself:
- MANWICH. IT'S NOT JUST A SANDWICH, IT'S A WHOLE MEAL!
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach:
- THEY WEAR CLOTHING?
12. Shoes worn for sports:
- CLEATS? BOWLING SHOES? WHICH SPORTS?!
13. Putting a room in order:
- I DON'T DO THIS
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark:
- FIREFLLLLYYYYYYY!
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball:
- ROLY POLY!
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down:
- TEETER TOTTER
17. How do you eat your pizza:
- OM NOM NOM
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff:
- YARD SALE OR GARAGE SALE OR CRAIGSLIST
19. What's the evening meal?:
- WHEN YOU WORK THIRD SHIFT? BREAKFAST.
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are:
- RADON
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places:
- GROSS