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OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT, COWORKER?
I DO NOT, DO NOT, WANT TO HEAR THE GRAPHIC DETAILS OF YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER'S BIRTH.
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE SMELL FROM HER WATER BREAKING.
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HER FUCKING CERVIX.
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HER VAGINAL TEARING.
DO NOT WANT!
ETA: OH GOD AND NOW THE CRAZY CHURCH LADY IS TELLING ME THAT HER HUSBAND DOESN'T SATISFY HER SEXUALLY OH GOD WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME I WANT TO VOMIT WORST LUNCH EVER
I DO NOT, DO NOT, WANT TO HEAR THE GRAPHIC DETAILS OF YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER'S BIRTH.
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE SMELL FROM HER WATER BREAKING.
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HER FUCKING CERVIX.
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HER VAGINAL TEARING.
DO NOT WANT!
ETA: OH GOD AND NOW THE CRAZY CHURCH LADY IS TELLING ME THAT HER HUSBAND DOESN'T SATISFY HER SEXUALLY OH GOD WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME I WANT TO VOMIT WORST LUNCH EVER