Locked from shadowed_kat and _hotknives_

[favourpurveyor]

I find myself in need of a reliable financial lawyer, who can deal in the long term.

There's surely someone in this community who can or knows someone who can help?

Comments

[bamfs]

Let us do it.
We work cheap...
Money!!

[favourpurveyor]

I think perhaps you're not quite what I had in mind.

[bamfs]

We have little suits!

[favourpurveyor]

Do you have qualifications?

[bamfs]

We have several legal degrees...

[favourpurveyor]

With actual certificates?

[bamfs]

*huddle* Of course!

[favourpurveyor]

Show me.

[bamfs]

*teleports out and then returns with several degrees and certificates with other peoples names on them*

[favourpurveyor]

*looks at certificates*

Those aren't yours. Where did you get them?

[bamfs]

Stole them.

[favourpurveyor]

...And this was supposed to convince me you were right for the job?

[bamfs]

Said I had the papers...never said how i got them. Besides, i watch Law & Order; this is typical lawyer procedure.

[favourpurveyor]

I think you'll find it's not.

[bamfs]

I think you'll find it is.

[favourpurveyor]

Lawyers tend to go to university and get their degrees the old-fashioned way, in my experience.