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Feb 20, 2008 21:29

This is what someone wrote to an agony aunt column in one of the newspapers we get:

( Dear Diana, )

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tasha87 February 21 2008, 08:11:31 UTC

Dear Diana,

I have a friend who has a problem. She is completely and entirely in love with Roger Federer. She is convinced that one day he will marry her and they will live in a Swiss Chalet. She also theinks he will change his name to Mr. R for her (she's a feminist), and will worship her.

However, that's not all. She has convinced me that I love Rafael Nadal, who will marry me (in all fairness, the man is HOT!); but eventually, he will leave me for Federer. When this happens, both of us will cash in on our marriage settlements and leave Federer and Nadal with nothing but their tennis rackets.

This problem has of late gotten worse. She has started screaching during matches, much to the detriment of anyone (read: me) who happens to be on the phone with her at the time. Aa a result, she is today known as "Banshee". I'm considering making it "Besotted Banshee".

Please tell me what to do about Besotted Banshee... I really don't know how I can help her...

Thank you,
Friend of Besotted Banshee, Rafaelite.

P.S. She has also been known to have certain explicit dreams involving both Roger and Rafael. Should I be disturbed by this?

favouriteyear February 21 2008, 08:19:36 UTC

LMAO!

That's just brilliant.

I love you!!!

tasha87 February 21 2008, 08:27:20 UTC

I love you too... and yes, I sometimes have flashes of brilliance ;p

favouriteyear February 21 2008, 08:28:38 UTC

Well, sometimes is often enough. :P

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