A ficlet for my dearest brother...

[favouredson]

((OOC: This is an OOC cut, because Reg wouldn't care, but I love you all enough not to subject you unwillingly to bestiality, even if it is purely for comedic purposes.))

Comments

[super_hentai]

*chuckles* Interesting. It's a tad short, isn't it?

[favouredson]

You're one of the dozens of ninjas lying about, aren't you? Muggle, then.

Yes, it is, but I assumed my brother probably wouldn't appreciate the greater detail I could have gone into.

[super_hentai]

I'm not just any ninja, I'm one of the three great Sanin.

Maybe not, I was talking to him earlier and he didn't appreciate porn at all. Blasphemy. He sure he's not a prude?

[favouredson]

Yes. Whatever that means.

Oh, certainly not, I assure you.

[super_hentai]

It just means I can summon huge toads.

Really? I wouldn't have guessed.

[favouredson]

That's fascinating.

. . .How well do you know my brother?

[super_hentai]

It's a living.

Not well. I sent that Lupin guy a few copies of Icha Icha right after joining this place and talked to him then, but he freaked out when I brought up porn just now.

[favouredson]

He's just a little uptight. You've just got to work him into it.

[slobberymongrel]

Uptight? I am not some corseted little NINNY!!

[favouredson]

You haven't got the breasts for a corset.

[slobberymongrel]

Hm, I'll give you that.

You, however, do.

[favouredson]

I hate you.

[slobberymongrel]

My point.

[super_hentai]

Thanks for the tip.

Not many people understand good porn these days.

[favouredson]

However do you survive?

[super_hentai]

Now now, drop the sarcasm. It's my job, my way of life.