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[favouredson]

Mother, I would like to apologize for my abhorrent behaviour thus far. Clearly I was struck down by madness, to ever choose to consort with such a blood traitor, and I only hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me. I am not sure by what gross error in judgment I ever decided my brother was fit company, but I am certain I shan't make

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[slobberymongrel]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Wait I just actually read your silly little entry-wossfuck. What are you on about, my bright-eyed birthday boy?

[favouredson]

Excuse me, who are you again? I don't talk to Blood Traitors.

[slobberymongrel]

Yes, yes, Im a blood traitor, you're a spineless nancy-boy, etc etc, I made you a cake! No, that is a lie. Someone else made it. I just bought it. We can pretend, if it makes you feel loved.

[favouredson]

What the hell are you nattering on about? I fail to understand why you're still talking to me at all. Go play with your worthless Gryffindor friends.

[slobberymongrel]

What crawled up your rear and expired? ...Did Remus hex you again?

[favouredson]

Remus? You mean that animal you let fuck you? As if I would let something like that anywhere near me.

[slobberymongrel]

Wha- but- there's no bloody call for that, you fucking prick!! Why the hell are you so fucked off?

[favouredson]

Of course there is call for it. It's the truth, isn't it?

[slobberymongrel]

He's not an animal. He's a man. Christ, Regulus, do you fucking want me to jinx you stupid on your birthday?

[favouredson]

Oh, I'd almost forgotten. You thought we were on friendly terms, didn't you? Just put that from your mind. It was clearly a lapse in my good judgment.

[slobberymongrel]

You little fucking- as if you're one to terminate any "friendly" terms. You're the one who wants to get on more than "friendly" terms.

[favouredson]

I assure you, any urges of that sort I have are nowhere close to friendly. I would like to make you scream, Brother, and not with any sort of pleasure.

[slobberymongrel]

I knew I shouldnt have let that spanking rubbish slip. Now you're a fucking- leather daddy, or something.

[favouredson]

Ah, Sirius, always the joker.

Come anywhere near me, and we'll see who's laughing, won't we?

[slobberymongrel]

Regulus Arcturus Black, you'll not be getting any birthday gifts from me with those kinds of threats.

[favouredson]

Do you really think I fucking care about anything so trite as birthday gifts from you?