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[favouredson]

So. It's fairly certain that Bella is pregnant. (My Thestral, not my cousin, for those of you who haven't been around long.) No telling how long the gestation period will be, but she's almost tragically round at this point. She looks a little like Lily, minus the whole flaming red hair thing.At any rate, I've been thinking about this, and

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[tapestryblaster]

OH, DARLING, HOW SPLENDID!! I HIGHLY DOUBT YOUR BROTHER COULD INTERBREED ANIMALS HALF AS WELL AS YOU!!!

[slobberymongrel]

DO YOU EVEN- THATS JUST BLOODY RIDICULOUS, YOU STUPID OLD COW.

[tapestryblaster]

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME IN THAT MANNER, YOU SHAMEFUL FOOL!!!

[slobberymongrel]

YOU'RE AN INTERBRED ANIMAL!!

[tapestryblaster]

OH, HOW VERY CLEVER OF YOU, YOU SHAME OF MY FLESH!!! SCUM!! BLOOD TRAITOR!! MUDBLOOD-LOVER!!!

[slobberymongrel]

EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK AND TWICE ON SUNDAYS, YOU OLD HAG!!

[tapestryblaster]

HOW DARE YOU USE THAT FILTHY PICTURE ON ME!!!! SCUM OF THE EARTH!!! YOU DON'T EVEN TOP!!!!

[slobberymongrel]

I'LL USE ANY PICTURE I WANT YOU WRETCHED HARPY!! IVE POWERBOTTOMED BEFORE!!

IM DOING BETTER THAN YOUR DARLING BABY BOY AT ANY RATE.

[favouredson]

Of course he couldn't. Animals don't like him.

[tapestryblaster]

AND ON THAT ACCOUNT, ANIMALS ARE QUITE INTELLIGENT.

[favouredson]

Clearly. The miniature goat he gave me doesn't even like him. It's quite amusing.