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[favouredson]

So. It's fairly certain that Bella is pregnant. (My Thestral, not my cousin, for those of you who haven't been around long.) No telling how long the gestation period will be, but she's almost tragically round at this point. She looks a little like Lily, minus the whole flaming red hair thing.At any rate, I've been thinking about this, and

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[mr_orion_black]

Hm.

As you seem to be going through a magical creature interbreeding phase, I shall send you a chimera straight away, my boy.

[favouredson]

Er. I think I shall need more space for something like that, Father.

[mr_orion_black]

Nonsense. Nothing a little spell couldn't fix. It doesn't seem to be beyond your brother's meagre capabilities.

[favouredson]

However, this interbreeding was purely accidental. I think that, were they to find out, the Ministry would be less forgiving of deliberate attempts incorporating a chimaera.

[mr_orion_black]

You are a Black, as I recall (unless you were the offspring of that affair of your mother's with Ignatius Prewett), Regulus. Blacks are above the law of the Ministry.

The chimera should be arriving in twenty minutes.

[favouredson]

Wonderful.

[slobberymongrel]

Hopefully this phase doesnt last as long as his bed wetting phase.

[mr_orion_black]

Oh? I wasn't aware he ever got over that phase...

[favouredson]

[mr_orion_black]

Do you presume to snarl at me, boy?

[favouredson]

Of course not.

[mr_orion_black]

As I thought.

[slobberymongrel]

I'll check his bed for rubber next time we have a brotherly evening together.

[favouredson]

You will stay away from my bed at all times.

[slobberymongrel]

Oh? You're not very convincing when you tell me that.

[favouredson]

YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHY I DON'T WANT YOU NEAR MY BED.