Because it's always about me

[favored_prongs]

If you read this, and encountered my greatness at least once in your life, you'd better post a comment with a memory of you and me. It has to be something amazingly awesome. When you're finished, you can post this paragraph on your journal and see what little people remember about you and how much they do about me. Or not. I don't really care. (

Comments

[witchlycharms]

I refuse to respond to this because I feel no need to kiss and tell.

[favored_prongs]

You give yourself away my dearest!

[witchlycharms]

Oh no. Or perhaps that was my intention. Not as if you've hidden it.

[favored_prongs]

Why would I wanna hide a good thing?

[witchlycharms]

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds it will either start a fight or hurt your feelings and neither I desire to do.

In other words? Nevemind.

[favored_prongs]

How do you know?

But fiiiiiine.

Wanna talk about birds?

[witchlycharms]

I know because my reasoning is a one word answer of a certain someone I don't want to hurt.

Which will either make you rage, or make you pout.

Birds?

[favored_prongs]

Oh now I can't stop thinking about it.

They're pretty.

[witchlycharms]

James, Severus. I know you don't like that answer but I am against intentionally hurting him because there's a you and me.

[favored_prongs]

So you're going to hide me because Snivellus is going to be upset and cry?

[witchlycharms]

I'm not hiding you! Who doesn't know we're together? I called you my boyfriend, in public, and kiss you all the time. What part am I hiding?

Details though just... Nevermind. I know you don't understand and this is why I wasn't going to say.

And his name, James. Please.