Because this seems appropriate for right now...

[favored_prongs]

Ten things I'd rather be doing -

1. Hexing Snivelly.
2. Not lying in bed.
3. Not in the hospital wing at all.
4. Hexing Ickle Reggie because he's just as bad as Snivelly.
5. Punching either of them.
6. Not having my chest and stomach still hurt.
7. Somehow making the hospital wing not smell like old people and farts.
8. Playing Quidditch.
9. Laughing with

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[venemousprince]

A bit unjustified, don't you think, Potter? I don't recall Regulus doing a thing to you.

1. I look forward to your efforts. Don't hurt yourself, I'm sure you're still fairly delicate.

[favored_prongs]

He likes you. That's more than enough.

I'm still healing, yeah, not like you care.

[venemousprince]

Of course. A crime worthy of life in Azkaban...or just vigilante justice?

I do care, Potter. I was curious to see how well that spell would work.

[favored_prongs]

I don't see how supporting the act of gashing a person is a positive trait. Maybe I'm just old fashioned.

Go take that caring and use it to start making sappy Christmas cards, not that you have anyone to send them to. I'm not your guinea pig.

[venemousprince]

Much like yourself, Black, Lupin and Pettigrew? I've been outnumbered far too long. I believe that is called "calling the kettle black"?

I'll pass. But thank you for your services.

[favored_prongs]

I'm sorry, I missed the part where we cut people.

Yeah, you can shove those services up your ass.

[venemousprince]

Cut? No. Torture mentally? Yes.

Again, I'll pass.

[favored_prongs]

Oh please. Jokes and curses are not the same thing.

I forgot that you preferred literal pounding of the ass, my mistake. I'm sure Regulus would do it for you.

[venemousprince]

I should just say your existence is a curse enough.

Sorry to disappoint your fantasies, but that isn't the case.

[favored_prongs]

Stop your whining. My calling you an unflattering, yet appropriate, nickname is not the same as what you did to me.

Whatever, fudgepacker.

[venemousprince]

Nickname? You think this is about a nickname? I admit I never took you for being that naive. At the very least you would admit your sins.

Pathetic.

[favored_prongs]

Sins? Come on! What do you think this is, some kind of Greek tragedy? Come back to the real world sometime.

Interesting how you use that word when talking about your dick.