They prefer to be called the living impaired.

[fauxreal]

That's right, folks.  The remake of George Romero's classic Dawn of the Dead is released tomorrow.  A bunch of us will be heading to Tinseltown in Bristol for the 9:35pm showing.  Any takers?

"Dad, we did something very bad!" Lisa
"Did you wreak the car?" Homer
"No." Lisa
"Did you raise the dead?" Homer
"Yes." Bart
"But the car's okay?" Homer
"Uh huh." Bart and Lisa
"Alright then." Homer