professional party girl.
there we were standing in the rain waiting for maxx's friend to come pick us up. rory was really tempted to take a piss, but he decided not to because we were in forrest hills and "the bushes in forrest hills are worth more than his life". derrick was talking about how the garbage cans in the street there are nicer than the one he has in his house when some friggin space ship of a car pulls up on the corner.
rory: "is that the car you want derrick?"
derrick: "no! thats too expensive!"
the space ship: "beep beep!"
that's our ride.
we pile in the backseat looking like three drenched rats and marvel at the gps system on the dash. when we got to his house i kicked off my two dollar chinese slippers and we all went downstairs to his basement which was about the size of a football feild. and there was a bar. as i was guzzling down my 3rd or 4th rum and coke, the kid says, "im nervous because you're all american kids who have never even seen a mansion before." well buddy, why dont you just buy yourself some indian friends instead? you ought to pay someone to shave that pathetic little mustache off your lip too. i didn't say that though, i just poured myself another drink. it was the most integrated party i've ever been to. i felt like i was at the UN summit. whites, black, indians, and latinos... drinking side by side. it was so beautiful, it almost brought tears to my eyes.
speaking of parties, i've only got a couple of weeks left to plan COLLEEN'S SOUR-SEVENTEEN LIMO PARTY, the most antisss- ipated party of the yearrr!!
<3, colleen
"2000 zero zero part over oops out of time. so tonight im gonna party like it's 1999,."