i'm like so mad at mother nature right now!

[fauxmassacre]

omg it's been raining all freaking day
and my umbrella broke because it's so windy
and i got pissed and threw it on the ground
and it cut my leg
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

mother nature is such a ~cuntface~ right now

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[mourning]

lmfao poor george. :(

[fauxmassacre]

haha yeah

fuck being emo and cutting the wrist
i'm going to create a nu-emo and all the kewl nu-emos cut their ankles
ROFL

[mourning]

LMFAO. i'm way ahead of u bb. my new vans killed my left ankle and made me ~bleed~ today tbh.

[fauxmassacre]

OMG
i got a pair of adio's with all these nifty skulls on them
and the first time i wore them, the shoe killed my right ankle
and there was definitly some blood involved in it
what's up with those kind of shoes killing our ankles! lol

[mourning]

rofl that reminds me of the decemberists song 'red right ankle' lololol

[fauxmassacre]

AAAHHHHH! THAT'S GREAT!
you need to write a song called "red left ankle" lolz

[sweet_tiff4prez]

lol