Very Large Party

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This weekend, on January the twenty second, there will take place a social event involving many members of the senior class of Clackamas High School. There will be cocaine, heroin, crack-cocaine, marijuana, ecstasy, and other assorted drugs of a pill or tablet form. Also present will be a wide variety of alcoholic drinks such as vodka, rum, tequila, whiskey, kahlua, and bourbon. Everyone present will be required not only to make use of all these illegal substances, they will be required to engage in consensual, unprotected sex with as many members of the opposite sex as possible. Obviously, as today's youth, we like to have a "good time". In the event that a virgin attends the party, he/she will be required to engage in relations of a sexual nature with at least three (3) and up to six (6) party attendees. If there is anyone that would like to know the exact time the get-together starts or the precise address of the party, please contact myself through a "Live Journal Comment".

We especially encourage teachers to either attend the party or succesfully infiltrate students "Live Journal" accounts and toy with said students.

THANKS TROCHE, THE CLASS OF '05 SALUTES YOU WITH A VERY SMALL AMOUNT OF SARCASM INVOLVED!!!

Respectfully submitted,

Liam Dunn Buell
Class of '05, Clackamas High School

P.S. Read Kevin's Live Journal, it is oriented towards the same subject

PPS. Kidding for shits sake.