I hate the Myspace Kids
All you stupid fucking girls on Myspace who whore themselves out to get friends and don't even spend the time enough to go look at whoever's profile you're adding.
Seriously
When you have those stupid pics of looking in a mirror, head down at an angle and a big fat pointless bow in your hair, and a caption saying something falsely deep, like "whoever breaks a heart has no concept of the emotionless caress it has on the person who cries from it"
What is the point of leaning against a mirror and taking a picture of yourself? Or writing silly things with lipstick, confessing your undying love for My Chemical Romance?
I hate how you have those stupid whore trains, where everyone adds each other just to eventually delete them anyways. And the way you strip into your bras and underwear, taking only body shots so your ugly face doesn't show, just to get friends.
I hate how you take your pictures that do show your face and distort the image so badly that you can't tell if it is ACTUALLY a picture of your face, or just another one of you flat ass.
I loathe the way you wear enough black eye liner and eye shadow to cover the face of a dozen mimes, only to poke yourself in the eyes anyways so the make-up will run down your over powdered face.
What is the deal with taking pictures in your bathroom, sitting there so innocently? For all i know you could be taking a shit, and i don't want to see that. Maybe thats why your eyes are slightly bulging from your head. Its because you've decided to go on the Atkin's Diet (Because weighing 105 lbs instead of 100 libs is unbearable) and you just aren't getting enough fiber. So you cry as you take your pointless pictures of you taking a shit.
Do you get off on your camera's flash reflecting off your lipstick covered mirror? Making sure it flashes just close enough to your face so that you can't tell whether or not you're attractive, but just far enough to tell whether or not you're a guy/girl.
And for the people who find it awesome to have pictures of their slit up wrists on their profile. Why?
I have nothing to say to that but
WHY?
If the world of Myspace were to implode or explode, the internet would be covered in blood, guts, eyeliner, oversized pointless bows, and the tears of millions of kids who can't manage to find anything to do but take pictures of themselves shitting.
love,
Amanda
Seriously
When you have those stupid pics of looking in a mirror, head down at an angle and a big fat pointless bow in your hair, and a caption saying something falsely deep, like "whoever breaks a heart has no concept of the emotionless caress it has on the person who cries from it"
What is the point of leaning against a mirror and taking a picture of yourself? Or writing silly things with lipstick, confessing your undying love for My Chemical Romance?
I hate how you have those stupid whore trains, where everyone adds each other just to eventually delete them anyways. And the way you strip into your bras and underwear, taking only body shots so your ugly face doesn't show, just to get friends.
I hate how you take your pictures that do show your face and distort the image so badly that you can't tell if it is ACTUALLY a picture of your face, or just another one of you flat ass.
I loathe the way you wear enough black eye liner and eye shadow to cover the face of a dozen mimes, only to poke yourself in the eyes anyways so the make-up will run down your over powdered face.
What is the deal with taking pictures in your bathroom, sitting there so innocently? For all i know you could be taking a shit, and i don't want to see that. Maybe thats why your eyes are slightly bulging from your head. Its because you've decided to go on the Atkin's Diet (Because weighing 105 lbs instead of 100 libs is unbearable) and you just aren't getting enough fiber. So you cry as you take your pointless pictures of you taking a shit.
Do you get off on your camera's flash reflecting off your lipstick covered mirror? Making sure it flashes just close enough to your face so that you can't tell whether or not you're attractive, but just far enough to tell whether or not you're a guy/girl.
And for the people who find it awesome to have pictures of their slit up wrists on their profile. Why?
I have nothing to say to that but
WHY?
If the world of Myspace were to implode or explode, the internet would be covered in blood, guts, eyeliner, oversized pointless bows, and the tears of millions of kids who can't manage to find anything to do but take pictures of themselves shitting.
love,
Amanda