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I AM HUNGRY
I think those nasty little Elves are trying to POISON ME. MY STOMACH HURTS. Or maybe SOME ONE HERE is trying to POISON ME. My stomach is making STRANGE NOISES and I feel SICK.
WHY DOES POISON SEEM LIKE THE LOGICAL WAY TO GO?
THIS IS ALL MY FATHER'S SNAPE'S FAULT. WHY DOESN'T HE KEEP THOSE MANGY ELVES IN ORDER??
And KEEP HARPER AWAY from MY stash!!!!
I think those nasty little Elves are trying to POISON ME. MY STOMACH HURTS. Or maybe SOME ONE HERE is trying to POISON ME. My stomach is making STRANGE NOISES and I feel SICK.
WHY DOES POISON SEEM LIKE THE LOGICAL WAY TO GO?
THIS IS ALL MY FATHER'S SNAPE'S FAULT. WHY DOESN'T HE KEEP THOSE MANGY ELVES IN ORDER??
And KEEP HARPER AWAY from MY stash!!!!