procrastination

Nov 15, 2005 15:05

For cheap (but funny) entertainment, go here:

The Vin Diesel Random Fact Generator

This site will provide such enlightening factoids as:

Vin Diesel was Gepetto's side project. He was granted his humanity by a lonely fairy, who, after a breathtaking night with Vin's wooden member, was more than happy to grant Vin his wish.
With his newfound strength, he ripped off Gepetto's mustache because he thought it looked "kind of gay".

and

Vin Diesel once played an emotional piece on guitar at a Van Halen concert. The crowd wept but only because he was using a small child as a guitar pick.

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