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[faux_teak]

We haven't had an ANTM post in ages. I know I'm sort of falling down on the job here, but it's really because I couldn't give two shits about any of the girls this season, and the photoshoots are getting lamer and lamer.

Well, better late than never. Spoilers below, although really only minor ones.

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[aaaaaames]

haha. Molly, I like your take on the show.

I hate Dionne. Her constant use of the upper register of her voice when speaking annoys me to no end. So does her stupid hairdo. I'm so done with her. SEND HER HOME!

I love Natasha. Love, love, love, love. Favorite line of this week's episode: "Brittany, I just want to let you know that there are people who have war in their country." Well said, Natasha! There are also people with such limited economic mobility in their country that they decide to sell their virginity to the highest foreign bidder, but I appreciate your tact in not mentioning that particular sadness.
Natasha is not a good model, though--she seems to accidentally bungle her way into good pictures--and moreover she's short, so I can't really support her for the winner. I don't think ANTM would do that, anyway, because I suspect Cover Girl prefers the freshly scrubbed American sweetheart for their spokesgirls, and I bet they have final say. But I think Natasha will be in the final three.

Jaslene is a tranny, but she's kind of growing on me. At least she can walk and move like a model. I predict she will win. Renee can't possibly win; she's too similar to last year's winner, Caridee, and we know they like to alternate cycles with whities and brownies winning.

Is there anyone else I haven't commented upon? Oh yea, Brittany. Good riddance, ugly. She was a whining loser and her weaknesses (constant excuse-making, emotional weakness) reminded me uncomfortably of my own. I'm glad to see her gone.

Did anyone else catch the STUPIDEST line of the entire episode?
Tyra had just gotten finished shooting Renee and her boytoy in the water, and her jeans were soaked. She looked down and said "I made pee pee." And then, when no one heard, she said in a baby voice, "Mommy, mommy, I made pee pee."
Please someone tell me I didn't imagine this. DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN?!?!?
I think Tyra has multiple personalities. I hate them all.

[faux_teak]

I don't know...I posite Natasha's "Some people have war in their country" as a competitor to Tyra's pee pee comments... not quite as stupid maybe, but just as painful to watch.

[amanita03]

I saw the Tyra peepee comment. Ridic.
I hate every last one of the girls this season. Seriously. I have officially stopped caring.