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Paul: i watched gumby today
Paul: OMG
Paul: OMG
Paul: OMG
Paul: OMG
Paul: OMG
Megan: what?!
Paul: *hyperventalates*
Megan: WHAT!?
Paul: I WAS ATTACKED BY JEHOVAH WITNESSES
Megan: WHEN!?
Paul: me and my mom were at walmart
Paul: she went in
Paul: i stayed in the car
Paul: they were handing out books in the parking lot
Paul: so i like had the music up and shit
Paul: and im sitting there and one comes up to the window
Paul: i shake my head no
Paul: he still stands there
Paul: i shake it again
Paul: still standing there
Paul: i look away and look back
Paul: STILL STANDING THERE!!!!!
Paul: so im like O.O
Paul: i roll the window down a bit
Paul: he was like
Paul: wuts up dude
Paul: want a totally radical book
Paul: i think i shit myself at that point
Megan: LOL
Paul: i take the book
Megan: WHY DID HE TALK LIKE THAT
Paul: IDK
Paul: i give him a dollar in change
Paul: and he walks away
Paul: i open the door and throw the book under the car next to us
Paul: lol
Paul: i was scared shitless
Megan: lol
Megan: some jehovas gave me a teen pregnancy one once
Paul: lol