THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY DEFINITELY AFTER THE ED-MEETING

[faultywhenwet]

The business on which I left took longer than I thought it would. Looks like even the Ministry can’t deal for too long without Roy Mustang on the case. Nonetheless, I have returned, and expect to find the flowers in my wake soon enough. Roses are a favourite, ladies.

Classes will resume as usual, despite the current...situation with some of the

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[Private to Roy]

[bring_me_sake]

You picked a good time to show up. Are you doing all right?

Re: [Private to Roy]

[faultywhenwet]

It depends on what you class as 'all right'. It's not every week you find out you're a pervert.

I think it's pretty safe to say the Elric boy doesn't believe me.

[Private to Roy]

[bring_me_sake]

I'd say 'no', then.

You can't blame him. If any of us went through what he did, we'd probably be the same. Is there anything I can do to help? Get some sake, maybe?

Re: [Private to Roy]

[faultywhenwet]

Oh, I don't know. I have a gorgeous lady commenting on my journal, after all. Things are picking up.

I don't blame him. I wouldn't believe me.

Sake, or something stronger.

[Private to Roy]

[bring_me_sake]

Smooth as ever, Roy.

He'll come around. Ed's a really smart kid, he'll just need some time.

Maybe after the madness is over, ne? I don't think even I can drink while Nanao is going cray while things are so messed up.

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[faultywhenwet]

It was rather good, wasn't it? Slipped it right in there, I'm sure you're very impressed.

His intelligence just makes the whole thing more difficult. We'll see what happens, I suppose, but being called a pervert in so many words is getting old faster than you'd think.

Over? Isn't this Hogwarts?

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[bring_me_sake]

As always! This takes me back to the old days. Maybe I should see if I can find Shalice~

I bet. If you need to talk about it I'm around. It's not y I'm sorry this didn't get sorted out sooner.

A girl can hope, can't she? ... I just hope this is over soon, and before anyone gets hurt. I can't even get near Psyche or Nanao.

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[faultywhenwet]

God, don't remind me. You know you went wrong somewhere when a woman would rather kiss another woman than you.

Well, that's what I'm here for. Well, that, and avoiding paperwork. And Hawkeye's gun.

I don't know, I'm sort of a fan of the gold bikini. Although I'm thinking the drinking should definitely be postponed until all of this is over. Shalice is probably going to want to drown herself.

[Private to Roy]

[bring_me_sake]

I don't think it has much to do with you doing something wrong, so much as her just liking the lady more.

Maybe I can help you with that. I'm especially good at the second option. Riza bought her guns to a school?

I like the bikini, I just wish she wasn't-- She isn't herself, Roy. I'll give her all the wine she wants, short of the drowning.
Although, the way things are around here she'd probably have plenty of company.

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[faultywhenwet]

Something you wanted to share, Rangiku?

Any help would be appreciated. This bastard doesn't seem to have left much of a trace. As for the second option, I can usually managed that myself. I'll let you know if I need your assistance somehow, though. Hawkeye brings her guns everywhere.

No, I understand what you're saying. I think that if it doesn't blow over soon, we should probably take steps.

[Private to Roy]

[bring_me_sake]

Hmm? Oh no, Roy. I am Charms professor for a reason. The ladies are all mine~

We should introduce her to June, I think they'd get along

How soon is soon? Those bottles of sake in my office are looking more and more tempting the longer this keeps going.

It's good to have you here, Roy. Actual you, I mean.

Re: [Private to Roy]

[faultywhenwet]

Never really had a chance, did I?

Dear god, the last thing I need is for Hawkeye to be getting along with people. She's terrifying enough on her own.

I figure the moment comes when the consequences of being drunk out of your mind become far more preferable to watching everything else go on.

You'd be one of the few that thinks so. Perhaps I should put some more effort into making my amazingness clear. Do you think the ladies here like roses?

[Private to Roy]

[bring_me_sake]

Not with me around~

I think it could be fun, in the right setting

Mmhmm. Either way, we're likely to end up with one hell of a headache.

Roses? I think you might need to do a little better than that. Chocolates work well~