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I Am A Retard
Are you actually mentally challenged? That's questionable, I've refused to see a "head doctor" since I was seven.
Were you ever in Special Ed? When and Why? No, but only because my mom wouldn't let them put me in the classes.
What is your most retarded moment? (it doesn't count if you were stoned) Most? I'm not sure; my most recent was a few days ago. I went to a small town graveyard that I've been to many of times, and when I tried to leave, the gate was closed. It didn't cross my mind until about a half hour later that I could just walk around it or go over it. =\
Do you spit/drool when you talk? Yeah, actually. Frequently infront of people.
Do you spit when you eat? No. ^.^ I'm a talented eater.
Do you dance like a retard, especially when there is no music playing? Yeah... I have this Kenya song that gets stuck in my head, so I go around dancing like they do in the video.
Have you ever been mentioned in tardblog.com? If so, which part? No, thank god.
Did you ever fail a grade? Which one and why? Yeah, I had to drop out in 10th grade because I couldn't focus.
Is it hard for people to understand you when you speak? Sometimes I get really lazy when I don't want to talk to someone and all of my words run together. It kind of sounds like mumbling, but when people ask me to repeat, I just yell at them to go away.
Do you wear a football helmet but you're not on the team? Not anymore.
Did you parents ever call you "special"? Yes, and in such way that they refer to me being a retard.
Do you often have uncontrollable, spastic gestures? Well, I don't know about gestures, but if I stand up too fast, I pass out and seizure.
Do people compare you to Arnie Grape from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?? If not, from what movie with a retard do they compare you to? Well, not a movie, but I get Jessica simpson a lot. =\
Do you do drugs? If so, what kind? No, quit that a long time ago.
Have you ever wondered: What are munities?? ... o.O
In your opinion, what makes you so retarded? I don't think I'm retarded, I think everyone else is just jealous that I'm happy.
Sorry, It's the only picture I have. I thought it would be alright as it isn't really showing anything.
Are you actually mentally challenged? That's questionable, I've refused to see a "head doctor" since I was seven.
Were you ever in Special Ed? When and Why? No, but only because my mom wouldn't let them put me in the classes.
What is your most retarded moment? (it doesn't count if you were stoned) Most? I'm not sure; my most recent was a few days ago. I went to a small town graveyard that I've been to many of times, and when I tried to leave, the gate was closed. It didn't cross my mind until about a half hour later that I could just walk around it or go over it. =\
Do you spit/drool when you talk? Yeah, actually. Frequently infront of people.
Do you spit when you eat? No. ^.^ I'm a talented eater.
Do you dance like a retard, especially when there is no music playing? Yeah... I have this Kenya song that gets stuck in my head, so I go around dancing like they do in the video.
Have you ever been mentioned in tardblog.com? If so, which part? No, thank god.
Did you ever fail a grade? Which one and why? Yeah, I had to drop out in 10th grade because I couldn't focus.
Is it hard for people to understand you when you speak? Sometimes I get really lazy when I don't want to talk to someone and all of my words run together. It kind of sounds like mumbling, but when people ask me to repeat, I just yell at them to go away.
Do you wear a football helmet but you're not on the team? Not anymore.
Did you parents ever call you "special"? Yes, and in such way that they refer to me being a retard.
Do you often have uncontrollable, spastic gestures? Well, I don't know about gestures, but if I stand up too fast, I pass out and seizure.
Do people compare you to Arnie Grape from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?? If not, from what movie with a retard do they compare you to? Well, not a movie, but I get Jessica simpson a lot. =\
Do you do drugs? If so, what kind? No, quit that a long time ago.
Have you ever wondered: What are munities?? ... o.O
In your opinion, what makes you so retarded? I don't think I'm retarded, I think everyone else is just jealous that I'm happy.
Sorry, It's the only picture I have. I thought it would be alright as it isn't really showing anything.