I would like to resubmit as a Retard.
I Am A Retard
Are you actually mentally challenged?
Could be..I've failed many classes, almost first grade.
Were you ever in Special Ed? When and Why?
No, well, in college I sort of am. My GPA throughout highschool was to low
What is your most retarded moment?
(it doesn't count if you were stoned)
I have a lot, I can neame a few:
1- Once my mom was driving me and two friends to the mall, before the car days.. and I saw a dog run across the highway and screamed "HORSE!"
2- I was choking on an orange, and instead of grabbing my throat, I grabbed my stomach and everyone thought I was throwing up and laughed and got away from me.
3- I tried grabbing on to a tree to support myself going down a steep hill, I decided not to grab the tree, and fell straight on my face at the bottom.
Do you spit/drool when you talk?
Lately I have been.
Do you spit when you eat?
Um, maybe not spit, but drop food all over me..yes.
Do you dance like a retard, especially when there is no music playing?
HAhAHA! You've got me pegged!
Have you ever been mentioned in tardblog.com? If so, which part?
No sir, not that I'm aware of.
Did you ever fail a grade? Which one and why?
^th, but I got out of it. I failed Religion and math.
Is it hard for people to understand you when you speak?
Oh gawd yes
Do you wear a football helmet but you're not on the team?
Never had to...kinda liked it.
Did you parents ever call you "special"?
My mommy.
Do you often have uncontrollable, spastic gestures?
Damn...you know me so well. Yes..sometimes in the middle of class, espcially after I just wake up.
Do people compare you to Arnie Grape from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?? If not, from what movie with a retard do they compare you to?
Urm...the call me dumb people, like Evanesence and the chick Donna from that 70's show.
Do you do drugs? If so, what kind?
Pot, I've dapped my fingers in other things.
Have you ever wondered: What are munities??
No..not really..
In your opinion, what makes you so retarded?
Because..well. I always thought I was dumb, but this test proved otherwise. I'm a damn retard!
Are you actually mentally challenged?
Could be..I've failed many classes, almost first grade.
Were you ever in Special Ed? When and Why?
No, well, in college I sort of am. My GPA throughout highschool was to low
What is your most retarded moment?
(it doesn't count if you were stoned)
I have a lot, I can neame a few:
1- Once my mom was driving me and two friends to the mall, before the car days.. and I saw a dog run across the highway and screamed "HORSE!"
2- I was choking on an orange, and instead of grabbing my throat, I grabbed my stomach and everyone thought I was throwing up and laughed and got away from me.
3- I tried grabbing on to a tree to support myself going down a steep hill, I decided not to grab the tree, and fell straight on my face at the bottom.
Do you spit/drool when you talk?
Lately I have been.
Do you spit when you eat?
Um, maybe not spit, but drop food all over me..yes.
Do you dance like a retard, especially when there is no music playing?
HAhAHA! You've got me pegged!
Have you ever been mentioned in tardblog.com? If so, which part?
No sir, not that I'm aware of.
Did you ever fail a grade? Which one and why?
^th, but I got out of it. I failed Religion and math.
Is it hard for people to understand you when you speak?
Oh gawd yes
Do you wear a football helmet but you're not on the team?
Never had to...kinda liked it.
Did you parents ever call you "special"?
My mommy.
Do you often have uncontrollable, spastic gestures?
Damn...you know me so well. Yes..sometimes in the middle of class, espcially after I just wake up.
Do people compare you to Arnie Grape from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?? If not, from what movie with a retard do they compare you to?
Urm...the call me dumb people, like Evanesence and the chick Donna from that 70's show.
Do you do drugs? If so, what kind?
Pot, I've dapped my fingers in other things.
Have you ever wondered: What are munities??
No..not really..
In your opinion, what makes you so retarded?
Because..well. I always thought I was dumb, but this test proved otherwise. I'm a damn retard!