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Are you actually mentally challenged?
not challenged, but defective
Were you ever in Special Ed? When and Why?
yes, in Junior High I was in speech pathology for my uber gay lisp
What is your most retarded moment?
I can think of embarassing moments, funny moments, but retarded moments are just too frequent to name.
I bark at customers like a doggy on a regular basis. I pick my nose in public to get attention and oh...I drag a douche bag once.
Do you spit/drool when you talk?
I frequently spit
Do you spit when you eat?
I swallow
Do you dance like a retard, especially when there is no music playing?
have you ever heard of DDR? I rest my case!
Have you ever been mentioned in tardblog.com? If so, which part?
I dunno...I should check that out
Did you ever fail a grade? Which one and why?
I have to pick just one?
try: I never graduated, because after 3 years of 12th Grade I just got fed up and left
Is it hard for people to understand you when you speak?
I don't make sense sometimes, but I am coherent
Do you wear a football helmet but you're not on the team?
no, I wear ski-goggles though and I've never been ski-ing
Did you parents ever call you "special"?
ha! my mom said I ruined her life, I was never good enough to be special
Do you often have uncontrollable, spastic gestures?
that's cause of my meds
Do people compare you to Arnie Grape from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?? If not, from what movie with a retard do they compare you to?
someone said Billy Bob Thorton from SlingBlade once. I've still never seen it though
Do you do drugs? If so, what kind?
pot, x, sid, zoloft, ambien, nutmeg, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, coke (once) alcohol, and oh yeah...alcohol
Have you ever wondered: What are munities??
did you just make that word up?!
In your opinion, what makes you so retarded?
hmmm...let's see?
I ran away from home and got married a month after turning 18, I never graduated high school, my best friend fired me from the easiest job in the world, my mother hates me, none of my family ever call or talk to me. I'm getting fatter and....oooooo....there's a shiny object
