Back turned, he slowly walks away
I'm extremely tired of being extremely sad all the time.
Alright, so what do I have to be happy about today?
-I have an amazing best friend who doesn't mind when I drag his ass out at 2:30am to drive around town and bitch about women.
-I got a phone call at 11:30 today informing me that I had won $150.
-One of the most attractive women I have ever met in my life invited me to go out dancing tonight.
-I'm single.
I hope everyone has a fantastic evening.