The Jacobs Family
One day Stephanie's richass boyfriend was like "hey I think I'll get my gf a $450 dog just for the hell of it." So Stephanie was like...
Then we were like "omg he's so cute"
And Stephanie was like "I shall name him Bo"
And I was like "omg how do you spell that cuz I think I just spelled it wrong" and then I was like "omg I didn't really say that outloud I'm just thinking it right now mmk?"
He really likes feet
But he LOVES to hump arms(even if you can't tell that's what he's doing)
Gus was so upset that this new guy was getting all the attention that his eyes were glowing
And Shadow was so depressed that he kept his chin on that table all day long
But the cool kids didn't care, cuz they were chillin outside in the grass. And yes I did just say the word CHILLIN, bitches.
Except Nina. They won't let her out of the house. Let's just say that Nina Jacobs and I are in love...
But I get really upset when she cheats on me with Jon and his ugly red card pants
I sure hope she knows that little Jonny's a whore...
But Jon's like "hey, pimpin ain't easy"
And one day all the pets got in a fight over Jon and Nina had a major injury and had to go to the hospital! (No, this isn't the same injury that you saw in picture #15!)
Mama Jacobs was so shocked when she found out about all this drama!
The end.