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Omg.. the craziest thing ever just happened!!!!
Im at my friend Aly's house right and she has this pull out couch thing that turns into a bed. And all day we have been bending it over and trapping ourselves in it. And Jordan decided she wants Aly and I to tip her half way in. And we were like.. OKAY! And it slipped out of my hands and she went all the way in, like as if the bed hadn't been pulled out. Imagine knowing your best friend is trapped inside a pullout bed. And I was laughing so hard at first, but then I realized I couldn't get her out. And I was like "Jordan, are you okay?" And she was crying, and she said "no." And Aly and I tried frantically to get her out. We called her neighbors to get help and finally when we both got underneath and practically broke the thing we got her out. It was not cool. I would hate to be in that position. I am closterphobic as hell, I would have died. Jordan is a strong person. Not cool, not cool at all. Im glad shes okay. But looking back at how it happened, i want to just slap myself, how could we think it would work just tipping her halfway. It just slipped. Man oh man.
Anyway, this has been a really funny day. Earlier we were on the phone with this guy Ryan. And Jordan and Aly were wrestling on the ground!! He was like..what the hell is going on over there. Aly was screaming at the top of her lungs. And Jordan eventually sat on her stomach and she was like "Lets teach Aly how to give head, go get a banana!" And I did, and it was really bruised to it looked like a black mans penis. And I was like "Look Aly gets to learn on a black penis!!!" And we had a huge banana fight. I squeezed it so it looked like the penis came, and jordan put it in between her legs!! hahahahah it was so funny. Then we threw it everywhere!!! It was so fun <33
Great times. Ill write more later
Im at my friend Aly's house right and she has this pull out couch thing that turns into a bed. And all day we have been bending it over and trapping ourselves in it. And Jordan decided she wants Aly and I to tip her half way in. And we were like.. OKAY! And it slipped out of my hands and she went all the way in, like as if the bed hadn't been pulled out. Imagine knowing your best friend is trapped inside a pullout bed. And I was laughing so hard at first, but then I realized I couldn't get her out. And I was like "Jordan, are you okay?" And she was crying, and she said "no." And Aly and I tried frantically to get her out. We called her neighbors to get help and finally when we both got underneath and practically broke the thing we got her out. It was not cool. I would hate to be in that position. I am closterphobic as hell, I would have died. Jordan is a strong person. Not cool, not cool at all. Im glad shes okay. But looking back at how it happened, i want to just slap myself, how could we think it would work just tipping her halfway. It just slipped. Man oh man.
Anyway, this has been a really funny day. Earlier we were on the phone with this guy Ryan. And Jordan and Aly were wrestling on the ground!! He was like..what the hell is going on over there. Aly was screaming at the top of her lungs. And Jordan eventually sat on her stomach and she was like "Lets teach Aly how to give head, go get a banana!" And I did, and it was really bruised to it looked like a black mans penis. And I was like "Look Aly gets to learn on a black penis!!!" And we had a huge banana fight. I squeezed it so it looked like the penis came, and jordan put it in between her legs!! hahahahah it was so funny. Then we threw it everywhere!!! It was so fun <33
Great times. Ill write more later