"I'd build a tree fort in our yard. You could help it wouldn't be that hard."
For the love of baby Moses in a birch bark canoe you MOTHER FUCKERS are SO not interesting anymore.
What happened to all of us doing exciting things...saving the world and whatnot.
Damn...I guess I'll pick up the slack.
I'm single again...we still talk but I don't think we're getting back together.
And since I've rarely lived anywhere for more than 6 months for the past five years I've decided to move again. So I am now a Pendleton resident again. If you want to know where and come by and see the place feel free.
I'm going for a job interview Monday. Its for the Pool Manager of the famous Pendleton Brown's Pool. Yep folks. Here is how I imagine the interview going.
Random Authority Figure: "Mr. Wright, why do you think you are best suited for this job?"
Me: "Well I can't swim, hate water, and dislike people."
RAF: "Well...ummmm....gee thats exactly what we are looking for."
(If you saw RAF and thought of British Fighter planes you get a point)
What else...hmmmm....oh...i'm a total slacker when it comes to school.
Example...well tis currently 0119 and I have 3 papers and a speech due tomorrow. Ask me how much of that I have done. Seriously go ahead ask. No...I'll wait.
Okay...I have part of a paper and the speech done. I'm screwed.
Poor and without an education is the best way to go through life...
I don't remember if I told you guys but I also got a brand new Limited Edition PT Cruiser Turbo...its so damn fast.
I'm gonna die in it...or at least break my legs real bad. And not in that owe-the-mafia-money-bad sorta way...I mean walking-with-braces-on-your-legs-bad.
And I'm teaching CPR classes now...so if you need a cert let me know and I'll get a class together. I'll probably be doing it all summer for extra money...and to meet chicks.
That is all I can think of...still I'm much more exciting than all of you.
Seriously work on it people.
Oh...and I'm currently taking applications for a new friend whose nickname will be "SqueezeBox". Thank you Matt McClintick for bringing that lovely little name to my attention.
Til next time I remain - Hoss
What happened to all of us doing exciting things...saving the world and whatnot.
Damn...I guess I'll pick up the slack.
I'm single again...we still talk but I don't think we're getting back together.
And since I've rarely lived anywhere for more than 6 months for the past five years I've decided to move again. So I am now a Pendleton resident again. If you want to know where and come by and see the place feel free.
I'm going for a job interview Monday. Its for the Pool Manager of the famous Pendleton Brown's Pool. Yep folks. Here is how I imagine the interview going.
Random Authority Figure: "Mr. Wright, why do you think you are best suited for this job?"
Me: "Well I can't swim, hate water, and dislike people."
RAF: "Well...ummmm....gee thats exactly what we are looking for."
(If you saw RAF and thought of British Fighter planes you get a point)
What else...hmmmm....oh...i'm a total slacker when it comes to school.
Example...well tis currently 0119 and I have 3 papers and a speech due tomorrow. Ask me how much of that I have done. Seriously go ahead ask. No...I'll wait.
Okay...I have part of a paper and the speech done. I'm screwed.
Poor and without an education is the best way to go through life...
I don't remember if I told you guys but I also got a brand new Limited Edition PT Cruiser Turbo...its so damn fast.
I'm gonna die in it...or at least break my legs real bad. And not in that owe-the-mafia-money-bad sorta way...I mean walking-with-braces-on-your-legs-bad.
And I'm teaching CPR classes now...so if you need a cert let me know and I'll get a class together. I'll probably be doing it all summer for extra money...and to meet chicks.
That is all I can think of...still I'm much more exciting than all of you.
Seriously work on it people.
Oh...and I'm currently taking applications for a new friend whose nickname will be "SqueezeBox". Thank you Matt McClintick for bringing that lovely little name to my attention.
Til next time I remain - Hoss