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FattRed1
User Number: 710468
Date Created:2002-9-18
Number of Posts: 222
Matt's current fighting weight is 155 though he expects to lose about 15lbs of that prior to the big Tyson fight this summer.
Strengths: "You might not believe me but I can run like the wind."
Matt is a good runner and drinks heavily.
Weaknesses: Matt hates all things Math and swears to one day make a time machine for the sole purpose of killing the inventors of mathematics. Unfotunantly the time/space equations are giving him a little trouble.
Special Skills: Matt has a weird ability to make his thumbs rest on the back side of his hands.
Weapons: Springfield XD .40, Gerber Auto-Plier, Gerber Nautilus and a Para-Frame Gerber lock blade.
"I'm packin', yo!"
Allies: Midgets, The Irish, a man named "LunchBox", Whiskey, Puppies, The Legion of Doom, Rainbow Bright, Master Shredder, Michael Knight and K.I.T.T., NASCAR, Teddy Roosevelt's ghost and a little thing called love.
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