This is about a 6 out of 10...

Aug 25, 2003 20:05

penguinfan: hey you guys should stop by tonight
penguinfan: seriosuly
penguinfan: it would be really nice
HuskerFanBoston: Learn to spell, use the shift key, and get a job, and I'll think about it.
penguinfan: seriously
penguinfan: i don't do shift keys unless i have to
penguinfan: seriously
HuskerFanBoston: I'm telling you that if you want to carry on a typewritten conversation with me, you have to use the shift key.
penguinfan: it's a really bad week for christina and she could really use the support even though i won't admit it
penguinfan: HOW ABOUT CAPS LOC
penguinfan: even though she won't
penguinfan: i can't spell today i'm tired

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penguinfan: Fine, I will use the shift key.
HuskerFanBoston: That's better.
penguinfan: I am fully capable of using said shift key, however I choose not to unless I am carrying on a professional conversation.
HuskerFanBoston: Now that you're trying to carry on a civilized conversation, what's the deal?
penguinfan: Go to Player's Pub tonight.
HuskerFanBoston: Why?
penguinfan: Because Christina would really appreciate the support.
penguinfan: I believe. I'm trying to rally a small gathering so that she can have some fun tonight.
HuskerFanBoston: Supporting Christina isn't necessary. She's a fully functional adult.
HuskerFanBoston: How can she have fun watching her friends get drunk and force her to wait on them?
penguinfan: I'm aware of this. But it would really be nice if like 4-5 friends showed up instead of the usual 2.
penguinfan: She sits in a fucking chair and moves 3 feet to fill our beers.
HuskerFanBoston: I'm not drinking beer. If I go to Player's, I'm bringing it hardcore, and I'm not responsible for the results.
penguinfan: That's fine.
HuskerFanBoston: You've been warned.
penguinfan: Feel free to make fun of Mr. Pennington as frequently and inhumanely as possible.
HuskerFanBoston: The comments are not going to be directed solely at Chaddiepoo.
HuskerFanBoston: The drinks will flow and blood will spill.
penguinfan: Chaddiepoo?
penguinfan: That's alright. I've drank with Tony before.
penguinfan: I'm aware.
HuskerFanBoston: Chaddiepoo Penningtonpie.
penguinfan: oh he's so cute
HuskerFanBoston: Oh, you think you know, but you have NO idea.
penguinfan: Can't you show up without being a dick? :-)
HuskerFanBoston: Ummm....no.
penguinfan: well, at least if you're going to be a dick, be a nicer gentler dick.
HuskerFanBoston: There's no such thing in my arsenal anymore.
penguinfan: Anyway the quickest way to get there is 16 east to the end then 60 west for about 1/2 mile - mile to 107 north, once it turns back into a normal street it will be about 6-7 blocks up on the right.
HuskerFanBoston: If the boys want to fight, you better let 'em.
penguinfan: Well, just don't fuck with the wrong people.
HuskerFanBoston: Well, that sounds like a "fuck that" to me.
penguinfan: ?
HuskerFanBoston: I don't censor myself for anybody, let alone a bunch of Lynn, MA, white trash.
penguinfan: Alright.

I'll give an update on how this went later. I'm holding out hope for a repeat of "Martini Night" in terms of events. I'm also going to insist that Christina play Thin Lizzy all night.
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