I'm kind of scared...
Last time I ordered from my local Chinese restaurant I got a very strange fortune in the fortune cookie. I can't even remember enough of it now to try to explain it, but it wasn't so much a fortune as it was advice, or even admonishment.
Tonight's "fortune"?
You need to forgive that person today.
Just believe me.
WTF?!?!?!?!?!
OK, I believe you -- now I just need to know who I need to forgive, and while we're at it, for what would be good, too :x
If someone's trying to get me to stop ordering from there, well, it might be working.
For what it's worth, you're forgiven, even if I don't know who you are, or for what you're being forgiven, but, well, you're forgiven.
Tonight's "fortune"?
You need to forgive that person today.
Just believe me.
WTF?!?!?!?!?!
OK, I believe you -- now I just need to know who I need to forgive, and while we're at it, for what would be good, too :x
If someone's trying to get me to stop ordering from there, well, it might be working.
For what it's worth, you're forgiven, even if I don't know who you are, or for what you're being forgiven, but, well, you're forgiven.