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Jan 16, 2006 17:18


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fattikin!
  1. During World War II, Americans tried to train fattikin to drop bombs.
  2. Fattikin is incapable of sleep.
  3. All shrimp are born as fattikin, but gradually mature into females.
  4. The colour of fattikin is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is!
  5. Fattikin cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
  6. Fattikin is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
  7. Contrary to popular belief, fattikin is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  8. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into fattikin.
  9. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to fattikin is 10:1.
  10. Fattikin can sleep with one eye open.
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