i love that crazy trickster

[fatterthanyou]

MadCapLaughs3: whatever happened to calling you fat jake?
MadCapLaughs3: dude
jcdskater14: you stopped
MadCapLaughs3: on the news
jcdskater14: ?
MadCapLaughs3: guess what i just heard
jcdskater14: what
MadCapLaughs3: "and mcdonalds says so long to the super size"
jcdskater14: WHAT
jcdskater14: dude
MadCapLaughs3: yah dude
MadCapLaughs3: what?
jcdskater14: i have to go.
jcdskater14: i cant take this
MadCapLaughs3: where!?
MadCapLaughs3: noooo!!
jcdskater14: away!
MadCapLaughs3: lol
jcdskater14: lol
MadCapLaughs3: fat jake
jcdskater14: dude you have no idea how much that saddens me
jcdskater14: seriously
MadCapLaughs3: dont leave me DONT LEAVE ME DAMMIT!!
jcdskater14: why the fuck did you tell me that
jcdskater14: lol
MadCapLaughs3: lol
MadCapLaughs3: im sorry
jcdskater14: you shouldnt have told me that. but then again if i woulda went to mcdonalds and they told me that to my face, i might break down in tears
jcdskater14: dude...i bet you they said so long to it cuz jake deere abused the supersize policy
jcdskater14: they lost a lot of money cuz of me
MadCapLaughs3: lol
MadCapLaughs3: oh my god
jcdskater14: what
MadCapLaughs3: i can see it now
MadCapLaughs3: "a san diego fat kid named jake bankrupt mcdonalds of their supersized fund"
jcdskater14: lol i did dude
jcdskater14: dude im gonna go cry in my pillow about mcdonalds, and then eat a different fast food for revenge
jcdskater14: i have vengence against mcdonalds now
MadCapLaughs3: lol
MadCapLaughs3: burger king
jcdskater14: yep
jcdskater14: its rival
jcdskater14: im gonna cheat on it
MadCapLaughs3: lol
jcdskater14: since it decided to take away sex
jcdskater14: ...yeah
jcdskater14: thats right
MadCapLaughs3: super size was sex to you
MadCapLaughs3: lol
jcdskater14: RONALD YOU BROKE MY HEART
jcdskater14: i know
MadCapLaughs3: lol
MadCapLaughs3: damn him
MadCapLaughs3: dont worry man
jcdskater14: imma write a letter to ronald
jcdskater14: writtin in BLOOD
MadCapLaughs3: lol
jcdskater14: in special sauce, and the blood of a mcdonalds manager
MadCapLaughs3: lol
jcdskater14: so ill be back later
jcdskater14: in a wee bit
MadCapLaughs3: thats swell
MadCapLaughs3: ok then
jcdskater14: yeah dude. ta-ta
MadCapLaughs3: my deere
jcdskater14: chow
MadCapLaughs3: toodles
jcdskater14: lol