lets get retarded in hurrrr
You Know your a stoner when....
-you clean out your car and smoke the shake you found on the car matts
-your friend finds a roach in yo room and its a good thing
-you eat everything in the kitchen but the spam... and than you eat the spam
-you want to name your kids bud herb and mary jane
-your breakfast is made up of spliff oj and a bowl backed full of fruity pebbles
-someone asks you for a dime and you reply i’m out of bud
-you wake and bake
-your bumper sticker reads honk for hemp
-you hang out with a bunch of fuckers you don’t like just cuz they got bud
-your best friend happens to be your drug dealer
-the center fold of high times magazine turns you on
-your alarm clock is set for 420 am and 420 pm
-you clean out your car and smoke the shake you found on the car matts
-your friend finds a roach in yo room and its a good thing
-you eat everything in the kitchen but the spam... and than you eat the spam
-you want to name your kids bud herb and mary jane
-your breakfast is made up of spliff oj and a bowl backed full of fruity pebbles
-someone asks you for a dime and you reply i’m out of bud
-you wake and bake
-your bumper sticker reads honk for hemp
-you hang out with a bunch of fuckers you don’t like just cuz they got bud
-your best friend happens to be your drug dealer
-the center fold of high times magazine turns you on
-your alarm clock is set for 420 am and 420 pm