(no subject)
Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there. If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs". You got the idea. Then copy and paste this into a new entry with your answers filled in.
Samantha needs adoptive parents who are willing to meet her needs for structure.
Samantha needs an entire morning to decorate her
gingerbread house
Samantha needs Nick to accompany her to Las Vegas, but she's handicapping him
because she won't give him details.
Samantha needs to stop acting like Caitlin's friend and be a mother.
Samantha needs to be blindfolded.
Samantha needs adoptive parents who are willing to meet her needs for structure.
Samantha needs an entire morning to decorate her
gingerbread house
Samantha needs Nick to accompany her to Las Vegas, but she's handicapping him
because she won't give him details.
Samantha needs to stop acting like Caitlin's friend and be a mother.
Samantha needs to be blindfolded.